I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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