bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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