carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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