He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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