im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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