Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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