Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book