Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?