she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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