Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (409): View more from Texas

  so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (409): so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes http://tfl.nu/m5en
  Replies (5) Good night (635) Bad night (820) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true. http://tfl.nu/uoge
  Replies (2) Good night (573) Bad night (1552) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right? http://tfl.nu/c996
  Replies (20) Good night (2236) Bad night (1072) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  i can't believe i had my finger in that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): i can't believe i had my finger in that http://tfl.nu/9wn3
  Replies (15) Good night (536) Bad night (3801) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl. http://tfl.nu/ta0b
  Replies (81) Good night (979) Bad night (4677)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house http://tfl.nu/8rln
  Replies (18) Good night (852) Bad night (5157) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas http://tfl.nu/bksv
  Replies (42) Good night (4570) Bad night (823) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of http://tfl.nu/1krw
  Replies (10) Good night (3493) Bad night (810) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (620): View more from Kansas

  The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (620): The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices". http://tfl.nu/jiwo
  Replies (23) Good night (4830) Bad night (1023) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room. http://tfl.nu/ux5e
  Replies (2) Good night (2471) Bad night (716) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy. http://tfl.nu/yj0s
  Replies (5) Good night (3900) Bad night (1353)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro. http://tfl.nu/7eu0
  Replies (8) Good night (806) Bad night (2258) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  My vagina supports interfraternal relations

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): My vagina supports interfraternal relations http://tfl.nu/ji34
  Replies (9) Good night (1433) Bad night (605) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck http://tfl.nu/xehn
  Replies (2) Good night (2262) Bad night (313) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure http://tfl.nu/04x9
  Replies (4) Good night (537) Bad night (227) Order T-Shirt

Randomize