and she was petting her beer can
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body