What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.