Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(731): View more from Tennessee

can we take a shower together?

(901): View more from Tennessee

no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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(647): View more from Ontario

after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day

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(231): View more from Michigan

At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?

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(708): View more from Illinois

High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(206): View more from Washington

I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again

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RESPECT THE VODQUILA

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(732): View more from New Jersey

We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.

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