did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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