I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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