it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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