But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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