Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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