even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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