all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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