He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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