FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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