Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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