Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
