sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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