do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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