I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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