My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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