38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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