How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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