butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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