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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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