I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
the liver wants what the liver wants
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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