we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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