he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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