I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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