Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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