Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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