Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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