I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
