The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My bed smells like the plague
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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