Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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