R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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