If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i think i just lost a toe
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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