I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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