sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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