no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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