his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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