How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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