Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
