Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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