mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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