youre lurking in front of me
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
