they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
