How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We have so much sex to catch up on
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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