Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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