This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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