bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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